Anonymous said: (724):I'm pretty sure the guy he brought home is a polish porn star.
sorry this took forever omg i swear i’m not this trashy irl (ha ha who am i kidding, i totes am)
anyway enjoy, this isn’t as great as i’d like but i feel a bit burnt out so yeah :( sorry!
It all starts when Derek first shows Laura a picture of Stiles.
She chokes on her own spit, and Cora has to thump her on the back until she can breathe because she’s… laughing?
Derek scowls; cradles his phone to himself protectively. Laura’s still cackling, going so far as to claw at her chest because she can’t breathe. He looks over at Cora, who shrugs, but looks unconcerned, because she knows Laura’ll eventually tell her what’s so funny, unlike Derek who’s probably going to spend a lot of sleepless nights trying to figure out what exactly has got Laura cackling like a maniac.
"Okay, I’m done," she wheezes, waving a hand at Derek’s face. "Your eyebrows are reaching record-breaking heights. It’s fine, he’s cute." His eyes narrows as her heart blips minutely, in that Laura-specific way that meant she wasn’t lying exactly, but she was telling a half truth. That, or she’s leaving something out. "He is!” she insists, and her heartbeat is steady this time.
He glances down at his phone again, appeased, and Stiles’ beaming expression is enough to get a smile across his own face.
"Yeah, he is," he agrees, and pretends not to notice Laura and Cora making gagging noises.