1. presidentobarna:

    drinkmasturbatecry:

    razzledazzy:

    netforce0:

    descartes-and-thosecartes:

    sensorydeprivationprincess:

    turboslime:

    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!

    oh my god

    bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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    im crying

    OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

    "bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

    10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

    one of the top 5 iconic moments on this site

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  2. cas-is-deans-huggy-bear:

    I HAVE FOUND WHAT I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

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  3. unexplained-events:

    These amazing underwater “crop circles” are the result of a species of pufferfish. The males create these large, intricate designs in the seabed with their fins to attract potential mates. The females inspect the finished design and decide if they wish to mate with the male from there. The female will lay her eggs in the center of the circles, and the male will then fertilize and guard the eggs. 

    Previously, the circles were of unknown origin, and remained a mystery for several years until it was discovered that these little guys were responsible for the beautiful designs.

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  5. henrrywinter:

    inksplattersandearlyhours:

    I think one of the reasons the Harry Potter Epilogue was so poorly received was because the audience was primarily made up of the Millennial generation.

    We’ve walked with Harry, Ron and Hermione, through a world that we thought was great but…

     
  6. dogthing2:

    cam3leon:

    Jeez…I almost feel bad for wanting to eat them all…

    ….almost.

    holy shit

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  8. a-lesbillion:

    thechangelingmedusa:

    Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

    Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

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  9. 9outof10graduates:

    yumikuri4life:

    bard-core:

    frenums:

    fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck

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    *Tamaki voice*

    What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?

    I WILL DO IT

    I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES

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  10. everydaygoth:

    Cat candle - when it melts it leaves behind it’s skelton

    (Source: facebook.com, via diaryofadirtymind)